War troubles? try sweetening them up with Splenda

Spanish-language media in the U.S. have never been very good at news analysis; let alone at taking a stand for -or against- issues other than immigration. But when it comes to pairing products and services with heart-wrenching, novela-like programming, Hispanic television is an indisputable leader.

Take the Iraq war and last night’s Soñando Contigo one-hour special on Univision.

Producers of the show brought in U.S. Army Sgt. Rogelio Paredes before being shipped out for his third tour of duty in Iraq. The occasion? to renew his wedding vows on national television, and in front of a live audience. All of this, of course, was made possible by Univision and Splenda … Yep, as in the non-sugar sweetener made by McNeil Nutritionals.

In addition to the public ceremony, Sgt. Paredes’ received a “fantasy getaway” for his immediate family in -where else?- Las Vegas; and to top it all of: a lavish wedding cake sweetened with -what else?- Splenda.

How sweet is that?

I did see the show but in case you missed it, you can read the details in an incredibly long press release.

Why Hispanic media loves “Danny”

You gotta acknowledge Spanish-language media for their relentless coverage of all things Latino in the U.S.

After an exhaustive weekend coverage of the Puerto Rican parade in New York City, Monday’s evening Spanish-language newscasts opened with –what else?– Danny Olivas’ walk on space.

See, it’s not only because Danny is one of the few fortunate ones to have gone on a spacewalk … ever. As luck has it, his grandparents happened to be born in Chihuahua, Mexico, which gives him an enviable spot in the attention of Hispanic media.

Univision news anchor Enrique Gratas last night went as far as to close the segment with the following remark: “It was one small step for Danny Olivas, and a giant leap for the Hispanic community.”

Why? … I wonder.