U.S. government officials are ready to implement “Operation Scheduled Departure,” a program set to debut August 5 that will allow illegal immigrants to turn themselves in for deportation without the threat of going to jail. Or, as home security official Julie Myers told the Univision network:
“The program would permit those who want to self-deport to do so in an organized manner.”
Organized? mmmm I guess this means immigrants will be given plenty of time to close their bank accounts, collect their 401Ks and social security checks, undergo a thorough medical check-up, cancel their gym membership and even going on a last-minute shopping spree.
Aren’t immigration officials a sweet bunch?