Worry no more.
U.S. and international retailers now offer 5-feet-tall Mexican “scene setters,” ready to assemble and give your party a unique fiesta touch. How? Easy as bashing a piñata!
For only a few bucks, you can pretend to have real Mexicans at your birthday, bautizo, quinceañera, wedding, etc. These Insta-Mexicans are over 5 feet high; they won’t eat all the tamales, nor gulp all the beer or crash in your living room forever.
So, what are you waiting for? Go get your Instant Mexicans ahorita mismo!*
Sombrero tip: @SaraChicaD
*I bet these are totally Made in China, but just pretend you didn’t read this note at all.