Category Archives: Immigration

Wyandotte to Celebrate Cinco de Mayo on Cuatro de Mayo

Posted on April 19, 2013 by

How many Mexicans does it take to organize a Cinco de Mayo party in Wyandotte, Michigan? Apparently, zero. [I'm sure my people would have seriously objected to holding a May 5th celebration on May 4th.] Too bad organizers didn’t consult … Continue reading →

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Further Evidence Emerges of Mexi-Muslim Connection

Posted on April 18, 2013 by

As it turns out, these tricky islamist radicals are not only becoming experts in ‘acting Hispanic’ and copying our tacos and all. They are now confusing the hell out of mainstream, non-Latino, non-Muslim, non-radical Americans by making believe pitas and … Continue reading →

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Congressman Uncovers Mexi-Muslim Connection

Posted on April 18, 2013 by

And you thought politicians were a bunch of good for nothings… In the latest development concerning the Mexi-Muslim threat, Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-TX) is now saying that this week’s bombings of the Boston Marathon should give pause to immigration reform advocates who … Continue reading →

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Mexican Barbie Is Documented; Comes with Passport

Posted on April 8, 2013 by

The folks over at Mattel are so smart, that not only they have come up with a Mexican Barbie, but they have given her all the possible tools to go around the U.S. the world undisturbed. In addition to a … Continue reading →

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This is What I got for Asking to Get Texas Back

Posted on February 21, 2013 by

So this morning, Piers Morgan tweeted this question to his 3.3 million followers: Despite my being about to take a nap, super busy, I suggested the following: This is what I got.

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Latino Kids are so Acculturated, they are Now Obese

Posted on December 17, 2012 by

Well, it was just a matter of time. As America becomes more and more Latino, Latinos are becoming more and more… overweight. An article in The Daily News the subject -bearing the seemingly playful headline of ‘Saying adiós to chips … Continue reading →

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And so this is How Columbus Day Started…

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Latinos are so Lazy, they Won’t Even Auto-Deport: Colbert

Posted on October 4, 2012 by

Jorge Ramos this week was in New York City to receive an EMMY award alongside his long-time co-anchor María Elena Salinas. But he also took the time to visit the set of The Colbert Report, where he was hilariously hammered on … Continue reading →

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Diane Sawyer and Jorge Ramos are BFFs Now

Posted on June 27, 2012 by

Univision’s Jorge Ramos this week spoke to ABC News about the Supreme Court’s recent decision on Arizona and all. But despite it being “a very sad day for the Hispanic community” and -apparently for Mr. Ramos as well- Diane Sawyer … Continue reading →

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Asians are the New Mexicans: Stephen Colbert

Posted on June 21, 2012 by

“Mexicans do the work Americans don’t want to do. Asians do the work American’s are not able to do.” Watch Colbert deconstruct this new Inv-ASIAN here:

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‘Time’ Magazine Wants you to Believe There are Legal -and Illegal- ‘Americans’

Posted on June 14, 2012 by

I’m sorry, Time Magazine, but last time I checked, America was a continent, and as far as I can tell, I’m pretty legal. Osea, I’m legally brunette -and as American as Mexican tamales. I just feel like singing this song outloud … Continue reading →

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Latino Business Owners in NYC Would Do Anything to Please their Clientele

Posted on May 11, 2012 by

New around town? Just visit any local bodega, restaurant, hairdresser or cafetería, and you’ll find a hard-working Latino willing to do anything [I mean, ANYTHING] for you to feel at ease… Heck, they will even force their “employes” [SIC] to wash … Continue reading →

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Sheriff Arpaio is a Pretty Nice Guy, Says Arpaio

Posted on February 28, 2012 by

This is plain hilarious. Watch Sheriff Arpaio tell Jorge Ramos he is actually a pretty nice guy, because he has lived in Mexico City, Texas and South America. P.S. I also love the way Ramos says the word findings… it … Continue reading →

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Romney is NOT Mexican, But He Wouldn’t Mind Univision Spreading the Word Out

Posted on January 26, 2012 by

As everybody knows by now, Univision’s Jorge Ramos this week sat down with both Newt Gingrich and Mitt Romney to discuss some issues relevant to the Latino voter, for example, when and how are they going to bomb Cuba and … Continue reading →

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Attention, Hispanic Worshippers; Now You Can Pray at a Hispanic Church

Posted on December 18, 2011 by

There is nothing like a Sunday at a Hispanic church, before enjoying a Hispanic meal complete with Hispanic mayonnaise, Hispanic tuna and a good, healthy Hispanic lettuce. Have a wonderful Hispanic Sunday! Photo: @garsiknews taken in Washington, D.C.

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