Tag Archives: Immigration

Further Evidence Emerges of Mexi-Muslim Connection

Posted on April 18, 2013 by

As it turns out, these tricky islamist radicals are not only becoming experts in ‘acting Hispanic’ and copying our tacos and all. They are now confusing the hell out of mainstream, non-Latino, non-Muslim, non-radical Americans by making believe pitas and … Continue reading →

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Latinos are so Lazy, they Won’t Even Auto-Deport: Colbert

Posted on October 4, 2012 by

Jorge Ramos this week was in New York City to receive an EMMY award alongside his long-time co-anchor María Elena Salinas. But he also took the time to visit the set of The Colbert Report, where he was hilariously hammered on … Continue reading →

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‘Time’ Magazine Wants you to Believe There are Legal -and Illegal- ‘Americans’

Posted on June 14, 2012 by

I’m sorry, Time Magazine, but last time I checked, America was a continent, and as far as I can tell, I’m pretty legal. Osea, I’m legally brunette -and as American as Mexican tamales. I just feel like singing this song outloud … Continue reading →

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Will You Help Me -and Burro Hall- Raise Some Money to Buy BoycottAbsolute.com?

Posted on December 2, 2011 by

Dear friends, followers and supporters: This blogger is hereby joining forces with Burro Hall to make a bid for the “valuable assets” of the soon-to-be-doomed Americans for [sic] Legal Immigration organization, which, as we sadly learned today, is heading towards bankruptcy. Per … Continue reading →

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U.S. Airports Will Be Screening Your ‘Mexicanness’

Posted on June 14, 2011 by

One thing I’ve always loved about Americans is their penchant for specialization. Take a special unit at Newark Airport that is becoming so adept at racial profiling that they have come to be known as the “Mexican Hunters.” According to … Continue reading →

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U.S. to Visa Lottery Winners: ¡Lástima, Margarito!

Posted on May 16, 2011 by

If you were among the 22,000 chosen people to receive a green card through the process known as the U.S. visa lottery, you’d better put that bottle of champagne down. Due to a “computer glitch,” the results of a green card … Continue reading →

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Cocaine, Tortilla Dough… Same Difference

Posted on May 11, 2011 by

Are you planning on wondering about the U.S. with a sack full of tortilla dough? Be ready to spend some days in the slammer. Take Antonio Hernandez, 45, who last week was arrested and charged with possession of 91 pounds of cocaine … Continue reading →

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Chipotle Grill Under Scrutiny by ICE: Now Who’s Going to Roll my Burritos?

Posted on February 18, 2011 by

Burrito-loving Americans should be up in arms: Chipotle Mexican Grill, which owns and operates nearly 1,100 outlets across the U.S., has been forced to let go of hundreds of workers amid an immigration probe that has spread to other states. … Continue reading →

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U.S. Gives Mexicans a Warm Welcome [Not Really]

Posted on January 22, 2011 by

Don’t believe everything you hear about the U.S. not wanting any more Mexicans. In fact, the U.S. government has just put in place a system to offer Mexicans -and other international travelers- a hassle-free entry into the U.S. Say what? … Continue reading →

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Mexican Entertainment Takes Over the ‘Big Apple’

Posted on November 10, 2010 by

Not content with scaring the bejesus out of white families around the nation’s freeways, the Mexicans are now taking over the heart of the Big Apple: Times Square. Open 7 days a week, the Mexican Bar -and its scantily clad … Continue reading →

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Rubio Wants English-Only Policies. Yet, Finds Spanish Convenient to Pander to Hispanics

Posted on October 7, 2010 by

Florida’s GOP Senate nominee Marco Rubio has taken any chance possible to say that English should be the official language of the United States. He is also well known for his hard line rhetoric against immigration. Yet, when it comes … Continue reading →

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Ah… Immigrant Haters Can Be so Articulate!

Posted on August 5, 2010 by

So help me out here: If the above statement is true, can we infer that Legal is NOT illegal?… Gee! It is so hard to keep up with great minds.

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Are You a Latino Travelling to Arizona? Don’t Forget to Fake a Foreign Accent Syndrome

Posted on April 22, 2010 by

If you belong to the ‘brown’ race and plan to travel to Arizona in the near future, make sure to fake a Foreign Accent Syndrome (FAS) a rare, but not uncommon condition that will make you sound as if you … Continue reading →

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¡El Colmo! Even ‘Polleros’ are Now ‘Made in China’

Posted on October 5, 2009 by

First it was the piñatas, then the non-Agave tequila and the figurines of the Virgin of Guadalupe. And now, the Chinese are taking over the highly profitable activity of smuggling people into the U.S. At a time when arrests of … Continue reading →

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At Last, Advertising That Delivers a Relevant Message… and Will Actually Move Product

Posted on September 28, 2009 by

Hat tip to my friend Carlos F., who found this ad in a magazine whose name he prefers to forget…

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