Category Archives: Burritos

Parisian Eatery Features “Original French Tacos,” Because it’s 2017 and Nothing Makes Sense Anymore

Remember Paris real authentic Mexican restaurant or the super popular Le Guacamole version Grandé? Well, Parisians have outdone themselves and are going all in with the whole We-Too-Can-Make-Original-Tacos. Introducing O’Tacos, “Original French Tacos” that you get to make yourself, or so … Continue reading

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Texas Protesters to Rep. Matt Rinaldi: ‘No Guacamole for You!’

Hispanics might have found the perfect way to make politicians think twice before taking away their rights and/or implement some BS anti-immigration legislation: Cut down their salsa *and* guacamole supply. That was in full display earlier this week in Austin, … Continue reading

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BREAKING: Sting Goes to Mexico; Holds Taco Like a Boss

This blogger is real busy trying to get to brunch, so no time to write much, so you can just sit and contemplate this pic, like, forever… Via: El Internet (LOL)

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Who Needs Banks When you Can Have Tacos Instead?

If there was any doubt that Mexicans have taken over the USA, take a walk on the wild side… of The Bronx; more especifically, around Webster Avenue, one of the borough’s longest throughfares, and you’ll come across El Rancho, formerly NY Capital Bank, and … Continue reading

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Forget Comey Gate. What the Hell is a Pizzadilla?

I don’t know about you, but whoever is responsible for the above abomination should be fired, if not impeached and/or sent to another planet or something. Hat tip: Dabria Misko

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Sushi Tacos Are the Latest Food Craze, Because some People Want to Watch the World Burn

Not content with ruining everything with the taco-topped pizza, the Quesalupa and the Biscuit Taco, Americans are at it again. Meet the SUSHI-TACO, the latest food craze that will soon take over your Instagram account. According to my very reliable sources … Continue reading

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U.S. Post Office Debuts Stamps Featuring Tamales, Sancocho and other Hispanic Delicacies

Yo, immigrant haters: I have real bad news for you. The U.S. Postal Service has confirmed the issuance of a new series of stamps dedicated “to the influence of Central and South American, Mexican and Caribbean foods and flavors on American cuisine,” … Continue reading

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