The folks over at eBay have done some number crunching as part of their annual Halloween Trends Report, and have concluded that the Avocado costume is going to be all the rage this October 31st.
Why? Because white people’s obsession with the fruit knows no limits, even if said obsession is sending them to the hospital and giving rise to some of the most ridiculous “culinary” creations out there.
Thanks, America!
[SIGH]
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Meh, easier to play dumb gringo, put ketchup on my hand and wrap it with a bandage. #makethemguess