Now that the U.S. government says it found the real source of salmonella (yes, again), this time in Mexican Serrano peppers, I decided to compile a list of extremely dangerous Mexican things you’d better stay away from if you seriously care for your life health.
In addition to tomatoes, jalapeños, avocados and chiles serranos, Please stay away from the following:
–Tacos *
–Cancún
–Sombreros
–Piñatas
–Wrestling matches
–Your abuela
–Chaparritas El Naranjo
–Pulparindos and Pelón Pelo Ricos
–Christian Castro concerts (It hasn’t yet been proven if these can give you salmonella, but they will certainly make you sick.)
*Taco Bell is OK (These are not real Mexican tacos and, according to the Mayor of Oklahoma City, they can even help you lose wait. The same applies to other fake Mexican things, including McSkillet burritos, Bud Micheladas, salsa picante Chi-chis, Chipotle wraps, etc.)