Big Mexican Women Help Very Dangerous Afghan People Escape Texas, Says Fox News

Blame it on the Mexicans, or rather, on Big Mexican Women (BMW’s.)

According to the folks at the not-so-fair-nor-balanced network Fox News, a loose network of Mexican-American women, “some of whom may be illegal immigrants,” have helped some very dangerous Afghan military deserters go AWOL from an Air Force Base in Texas.

Apparently, the Afghan fellows refer to these ladies as the “BMWs” —Big Mexican Women– whom, according to Fox News:

“[…] are single and older than the Afghans, who tend to be in their early 20s. If an Afghan needs a ride, they’ll pick him up. If they’re needed to run errands — or to take them away from the base in the middle of the night — they will be there at a moment’s notice, the sources said.”

Pick them up in a car? Run errands for them? Help them escape Texas? I don’t know about you, but this sounds like a nice, willing-to-help bunch. Who cares if they’re big or not?

I always knew I wanted a BMW.

10 thoughts on “Big Mexican Women Help Very Dangerous Afghan People Escape Texas, Says Fox News

  1. QLC = Que La Chigada????? I’m laughing so hard it’s uncontrollable! Maybe FOX news will tell America to be on the look out for BMWs who may go by the name of Chata, Cuca, and Flaca. I knew a really big BMW growing up by the name of Chata and if she gets wind of this, she is going to really kick somebody’s ass!

    I thought this strange surrealism only emerged here in AZ but psychosis and pendejismos are running amok across the land.

    Next thing you know the BMW will show up on the Loteria deck.

  2. hey! I think the BMW in the pic is sort of cute!
    I mean las BMW’s not their fault Akhmed or Muhammed changed their names to Jose and Juan..
    After all it wasn’t las BMW fault they thought those good looking brown guys wandering in the desert told them they really were from Akabulco..honest..

  3. I’m going to work on that t-shirt but i’m not responsible if Chata comes after you and the last thing you remember is seeing her Sharpie applied cejas bearing down on you…

  4. That’s great! I had not seen that before. Anything to stir shit up gets my vote! It makes me want to pick up the phone and dian a call center in India and ask questions and yell in Spanish at them. But that’s another story…

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