Monthly Archives: October 2008

TV Spot Pitching Argentine Wine Proves Most Argentinians are White… and Have Been to the Moon

Verdades Cantadas is the title of this 2008 spot promoting the virtues of Argentine wine. Created by Buenos Aires-based ad shop La Negra, the 40-second spot shows Argentinians are not your typical Hispanics. Case in point: they are mostly blond … Continue reading

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Obama and McCain will have a ‘Sábado Gigante’

Yes, my friends. Hold on to your sombreros, because on Saturday Nov. 1 you’ll be able to see both John McCain and Barack Obama having a blast with none other than Don Francisco himself, during his recently digitally-enhanced Sábado Gigante … Continue reading

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Wal-Mart Finds Way to Sell Hispanics More Junk

Attention, Hispanic suckers shoppers willing to pay an annual fee to buy groceries: The Sam’s Club division of Wal-Mart Stores Inc. this week said it plans to open a new Mas Club, “that sells products imported from Mexico to cater … Continue reading

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If Only He Could Also Lead McCain…

_________________________________________________________________________________________ So according to this Press TV headline, Obama is leading MacCain (not McCain) in certain Hispanic states [sic.] And one can only wonder if that is how Hispanics in “Hispanic states” really pronounce his name. After all, it sounds more like … Continue reading

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Here’s How We Plan to Populate the U.S.

A Queens mother this month gave birth to six healthy (if tiny) babies, in what is believed to be first sextuples ever born to a Hispanic couple in the U.S. Baby A, a boy, was born at 10:36 a.m. Three … Continue reading

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No Kidding. Obama Sounds Sexier in Spanish

…and he promises you’ll get a fair share of the American Dream (whatever that means.)

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Latino Texas Dude Endorses Obama Condoms

Everything has to be used with moderation, especially these very special condoms, for the “elitist penis” and not for the “typical white guy,” as their marketing pitch establishes. But if a Texan guy called Jorge recommends them, hell, we’d better … Continue reading

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