Monthly Archives: November 2010

Fox News Latino Wants Your Help in Naming a Hispanic Only Political Party

Fox News Latino, the bastion of fair-and-balanced journalism (LOL) is asking readers of its hot & spicy new Web site to help them name a political party should Latinos were to form their own party. Should it be the Salsa … Continue reading

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Coño! I’ll Never Become a Teacher in NYC

I have found yet another reason why a school will never hire me to teach anything…. anywhere. According to the AP, Carlos Garcia, a New York City high-school teacher, has been suspended and fined with $15,000 for what school officials … Continue reading

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Jehova’s Witnesses Want Us to Move to Canada

I’m all up for tolerance, freedom of religion and all that stuff. But being woken up before noon on a Sunday by a group of Spanish-speaking Jehova’s witnesses has got to be sin, no matter where you live. However, as … Continue reading

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Watch it, Mr. Arpaio! Here Comes Anya Corazón

No matter how many superheroes join the anti-immigrant cause, we (i.e. fearless Latinos) can always count on a new muchacha in town, who will kick the ass of immigrant haters… should that be necessary. Meet the new Spider Girl -aka … Continue reading

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Is Your Anti-Immigration Policy Not Working? Just Call a Superhero

Lou Ferrigno has joined Joe Arpaio’s anti-immigrant fight. According to Reuters: Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio said Ferrigno, 59, a body builder who donned green makeup to star in the popular 1970s television series ‘The Incredible Hulk,’ was among 56 … Continue reading

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Kahlúa Makes Spanish ‘Intreeeging’ and Delicioso

Kahlúa has a hilarious new campaign out featuring veracruzana Ana de la Reguera, informing gringos about several important truths, including the fact that “Here in Veracruz we speak Spanish mostly because it’s the language that we speak.” LOL. Watch Ana … Continue reading

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Threatened by Dangerous-Looking Latinos? Just Call Jimmy John’s and Order a Sandwich

Next time your car breaks down in a Latino neighborhood, all you have to do is call the folks at Jimmy John’s. Not only they will deliver your sandwich right on the spot, but they will make sure to send … Continue reading

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Mexican Entertainment Takes Over the ‘Big Apple’

Not content with scaring the bejesus out of white families around the nation’s freeways, the Mexicans are now taking over the heart of the Big Apple: Times Square. Open 7 days a week, the Mexican Bar -and its scantily clad … Continue reading

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Nicaragua Invades Costa Rica; Blames Google Maps, Which in Turns Blames the U.S. State Department

Turns out Nicaragua invaded neighboring Costa Rica this, only to blame Google Maps for the embarrassing incident. As it turns out, Nicaragua’s highest military “intelligence” relied solely on Google Maps to figure out their country’s borders, and in no way … Continue reading

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Overworked? Underpaid? Worry No More. You, Too, Can Make it Big in the Big Apple

Attention, Latin American workers working in rotten conditions: Hang on to your dreams -and hopes: You never know when your crummy, underpaid, terribly dangerous job will help you land a spot in the New York City marathon and make you … Continue reading

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Ricky Explains Why He ‘Came Out’ this Year [As if I Didn’t Know He Did that Ages Ago]

U.S. broadcast television wants you to believe Ricky Martin came out of the closet on March 29. But us, Spanish speakers exposed to Televisión Española know that this actually happened a long, long, time ago, in a galaxy not very … Continue reading

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Univision Celebrates ‘Día de los Muertos’ by Killing ‘El Show de Cristina’

After more than 20 years on the air, Univision’s long-running talk show El Show de Cristina is coming to an end. The final episode will air tonight @10 PM (ET) . The famous Cuban-American host said she was let go … Continue reading

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