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Monthly Archives: April 2016
This Coffee Shop Will Be Making ‘Margarita Doughnuts’ on Cinco de Mayo… Because Cinco de Mayo
It’s a full seven days before May 5th, but the marketing nonsense around the American festivity known as Cinco de Mayo is in full swing. Take Kane’s Donuts, an “iconic Massachusetts doughnut shop,” which has sent out a press release (yes, a press release!) to … Continue reading
Posted in Awkard homages, Cinco de Mayo, Food, Guacala, Marketing & Advertising
Tagged Cinco de mayo, Kanes Donuts, marketing, Massachusetts
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Recycling Is GREAT! It Even Makes Donald Trump Look Better
Next time you find yourself thinking that recycling is useless, watch the following video, which unequivocally proves that recycling (i.e. using tech tools to tweak hate speech) can actually turn garbage into something better. WATCH. SHARE. RECYCLE > And — more importantly — Go here to #DumpTrump … Continue reading
Posted in 2016 presidential campaign, Awkard homages
Tagged Donald Trump, Recycling, Stop Trump
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See? Even the GOP Knows Mexicans Speak Perfect English Before Crossing the U.S. Border
Mike Pape, a Republican dude running for Kentucky’s first Congressional district, has released a new TV ad featuring what he thinks are Latino immigrants, complete with Mario Bros.-like mustaches and fake accents. In the :30 TV spot (below) three men, presumably undocumented immigrants … Continue reading
Missouri, Too, Will Bash a Huge Trump Piñata on Cinco de Mayo
In yet another sign that bashing Donald Trump is now a national sport, a pizza and wine bar in St. Louis, MO will host a special Cinco de Mayo celebration (on May 7th) featuring a gigantic Donald Trump piñata. According to a very … Continue reading
Posted in Awkard homages, Cinco de Mayo, Mexico
Tagged Cinco de mayo, Donald Trump, El Trumpo, Trump piñata
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British TV Producers Punish Peruvian Tribe by Sending a Bunch of White, Disrespectful Teenagers
What to do with lazy, spoilt, disrespectful teenagers who do nothing but play video games all day long? Send them to Peru, of course! That is basically the premise of Tribal Teens, a reality TV show hailing form England that sends entitled little … Continue reading
Posted in Awkard homages, Education, Latin America, Stupid propositions, Television
Tagged ashaninka, British TV, Indians, peru, Tribal Teens
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This Chicago Bar Wants you to Bash Trump on Cinco de Mayo
Chicago, the city with not one but Two Donald Trump toilets, is the proud host of the upcoming #ThumpTrump Cinco de Mayo Bash, a fiesta organized by a Lakeview beer & bourbon bar featuring a giant Trump piñata. Like Mr. Trump would say, I think it’s terrific to give Chicagoans … Continue reading
Posted in Cinco de Mayo, Marketing & Advertising, Politics
Tagged Chicago, Cinco de mayo, Donald Trump, pinata
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The Hill Launches The Hill Latino: Just like The Hill, but Latino
Washington, D.C.-based online pub The Hill has apparently discovered the power of my people (i.e. The Hispanics,) so it’s launching The Hill Latino, which I suppose is just like regular The Hill, but Latino… Stories include — of course — spicy hot headlines … Continue reading
Salma Hayek to Star as a Lesbian Taco in Upcoming Movie, Because Hollywood
Hold on to your sombreros! If you thought Hollywood was running out of awesome ideas, think again. Coming this summer to a movie theatre near you is The Sausage Party, an “adult animated film with talking food,” starring Seth Rogen as Frank, … Continue reading
Posted in Awkard homages, Food, Guacala, Latin America, Latin celebrities, Stupid propositions, Tacos, You Tube
Tagged Edward Norton, Hollywood, Salma Hayek, Seth Rogen, The Sausage Movie
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JOB ALERT: Cinco de Mayo Ass Models Needed in Miami
Awwww, America: The land of the free, home of the brave — and the Milwaukee Taco Fest — is also the place to go to advance your career. Take the above job opportunity hailing from — where else? — Florida, where some dude needs to hire 4 women for … Continue reading
Posted in Awkard homages, Cinco de Mayo, Marketing & Advertising, Stupid propositions
Tagged ass models, Cinco de mayo, Florida, Latin models, Miami
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Tostitos Telenovela Features Catalina Creel, and Lots of Shirtlessness
Tostitos, the brand that gave us a noseless Sevillana pitching spicy salsa, is back with a [Latin] vengeance; this time with Botanas del cielo, a :60 telenovela that incorporates its new products into a hilarious, over-the-top plotline. Among this blogger’s favorite: An English-speaking version of eye-patched … Continue reading
Posted in Cinco de Mayo, Food, Guacala, Language, Latin America, Latin celebrities, Marketing & Advertising, Mexico, Television, You Tube
Tagged Hispanic Advertising
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The Milwaukee Taco Fest Is all that Is Wrong with America
If you thought Cinco de Mayo was the ultimate Mexican-themed ridiculousness in America, wait till you see the inner workings of the Milwaukee Taco Fest, an annual extravaganza promising attendees “a day of taco tasting, tequila, margaritas, cervezas and tons of … Continue reading
Posted in Cinco de Mayo, Food, Guacala, Marketing & Advertising
Tagged chihuahua beauty pageant, Cinco de mayo, milwaukee, milwaukee taco fest, tacos
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Canelo Álvarez to Help Tecate ‘Amplify Modern Masculinity’
Tecate has launched its first national campaign in the U.S. featuring none other than Mexican boxing superstar Saúl “El Canelo” Álvarez. In a 30-second-spot, we see Mr. Álvarez being hailed — and carried (literally) — as some kind of King of bling bling … Continue reading
Pope Francis Wins ‘First-ever Telemundo Innovation Award’ — for some Reason
Today in awkward, Hispanic-related news… Pope Francis is the proud recipient of the first-ever Telemundo Innovation Award, which was conceived by Telemundo to honor an individual innovator “whose work has explored new trends, showcased pioneering spirit and greatly impacted society.” According to … Continue reading
Posted in Awkard homages, Religion, Stupid propositions, Technology
Tagged Hispanicize
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¡Ándale, Ándale! Speedy Gonzales Preps for Hollywood Debut
If everything goes according to plan, my childhood hero will soon be the star of his own animated feature film. According to Deadline.com, Warner Bros. is already working on a Speedy Gonzales movie with producers Dylan Sellers and Mexican comedian Eugenio Derbez, who will be … Continue reading
Posted in Awkard homages, Latin America, Latin celebrities, Mexico
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