No Green Card?????… No Toys for You!

Well, it looks like Santa will not be showing his gentle, white face to thousands of children in the Houston area.

The reason? Some local charities are asking whether children are in the country legally before giving them toys.

According to the Houston Chronicle:

The Salvation Army and a charity affiliated with the Houston Fire Department are among those that consider immigration status, asking for birth certificates or Social Security cards for the children.

So now you know.

Want to give your child some true joy this Christmas? Just get him or her a freakin’ Social Security Number!

That’s a Whole Lot of [Hispanic] Niñitos!

kinderThat’s it my friends. Remember the New York sixtuplets, the first ever born to a Hispanic couple? Soon, they will be joining the billions millions of little ones taking over populating America’s kindergartens. According to the latest Census data:

“Nearly a quarter of all the nation’s kindergarten students are Hispanic, more than triple the rate during the 1970s.”

That is roughly ….a lot of chilpayates.

And wait ’till you hear some staggering statistics about tortillas consumption. Stay tuned. More Census data to come.

Photo: Viktor Glez