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New Mexico Taquería Serves Food Items with Names like ‘The Wall,’ ‘Fake News’ –and Plenty of Typos

Posted on September 5, 2019 by

Would you eat a burrito with a name such as “Lock Her Up?” I didn’t think so, but someone does. Hanif Mohamed, a Muslim immigrant from Kenya, had the not-so-swell idea to open a taquería in Albuquerque with items he … Continue reading →

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No, Australia, We Don’t Want your Hideous Pineapple Burrito

Posted on June 12, 2019 by

Turns out June 27 is World Pineapple Day (for some reason) so Australian fast-food chain Mad Mex decided to release its first pineapple burrito, a “limited edition” thing that –thank God– will be available only in Australia. In an unnecessarily … Continue reading →

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This Game Lets you Pick a Foam Burrito and Throw it at Someone –for some Reason

Posted on February 28, 2019 by

The creators of Exploding Kittens and other silly board games are prepping Throw Throw Burrito, a card game that will have players pick up a foam burrito and… throw it at another player. I have no idea why anybody would … Continue reading →

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This Restaurant in Des Moines Lets you Make your Own Burrito, Because Des Moines

Posted on March 2, 2018 by

It’s too bad Cosmo Kramer never fulfilled his idea of a cook-your-own-pizza-pie pizzeria. But you can thank Jaime Herrera, of Des Moines, for Happy Burrito, an “innovative” Mexican restaurant where you can build your own burritos. Yes, because really, how hard can … Continue reading →

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Got the Election Blues? Have a ‘Bad Hombres’ Burrito; Wash it Down with Mexican Coca-Cola

Posted on October 22, 2016 by

Say what you will about you-know-who* but you cannot deny he has given my people (i.e. The Mexicans *and* The Funny People) plenty to work with. Take the Bad Hombres burrito, spotted in Portland, Maine, which according to their creators sold out 2 … Continue reading →

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‘Le Burrito’ at this French Joint Will Give you ‘Le Diarrhée’

Posted on July 6, 2015 by

Fresh Burritos, a “fine” establishment in the heart of Lille, France, promises (in French) to serve you 100% Fresh Burritos (in English) and will prepare everything in front of your eyes! (yes, with an exclamation point!) I was tempted for a minute, but … Continue reading →

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Some Dude in Chicago Raised Money to Graph the Deliciousness of a Burrito

Posted on February 10, 2014 by

Have you ever felt compelled to rate the deliciousness of a burrito? I’m sure you have, so I have good news for you: Some basket case guy in Chicago set up a Kickststarter page to fund The Burrito Graph Project, … Continue reading →

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