Too tired to blog about current events. Besides, current events are really gloomy these days. So… before I part for a four-day St. Valentine/President’s Day puente, I leave you dear readers with a story that could have very well happened in… well, pretty much anywhere in the U.S.
A florist goes to the barber for a haircut. After the cut he goes to pay the barber, the barber says, “I am sorry I cannot accept money from you. You have just launched your flower business and I want to help. The florist is happy and leaves the shop.
The next morning, when the barber goes to open his shop, he finds a thank you card and one dozen roses waiting at his door.
A police goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber after the cut. The barber replies: I’m sorry I cannot accept money from you. You are doing a real good job for the community, so this haircut is on me. The cop is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning the barber goes to open his shop and finds a thank you card and one dozen doughnuts waiting at his door.
Then a Mexican guy goes for a haircut, and he also goes to pay the barber after the cut. The barber replies: I can’t accept money from you; I know how hard you’ve worked to come all the way here looking for a better life for you and your family… I couldn’t possibly charge you for the haircut…
The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop guess what he finds there?………………
A dozen Mexicans waiting for a free haircut!
Ok, it’s funny! (I guess it’s even funnier if you’re Mexican and don’t have to pay with blood for being un-PC.)
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That really is kind of funny!
Just a question, how many of the dozen were here legally? Four?
hahahahaha… a Laura-esque joke!! or should I say, true story with a funny twist?
btw- ALL of them were illegal, of course!!
So undocumented mexicans like free things? don’t we all?
Just a little racist..,
Vale tía, este sí que ha sido de pelos. Te paso uno gallego: tres van al infierno: un alemán, un inglés y un español. El demonio les castiga: al alemán, a tres días seguidos sin ducharse y cada cuatro días le cae encima un cubo de mierda. Al inglés, una semana seguida sin ducharse y le cae cada dos días un cubo de mierda y, al español, semana y media sin ducharse y cada dos días le cae encima un cubo de mierda. A las tres semanas, se encuentran el alemán, el inglés y el español en el pasillo, y le dice el alemán al español (nótese que al inglés le daba igual): ¿Pero cómo estás tan limpio, si te cayó lo peor?” Y dice el gallego: “Pues ya sabes lo que pasa en España: cuando hay mierda, no hay cubos, y cuando hay cubos, no hay mierda…
Er… could have been funnier… but not even borderline racist… http://borderlineracist.wordpress.com
That is so funny!
But not all mexicans are like that.