Oh, No! Mexicans Kidnap Ronald McDonald

Remember the high-profile theft of Edvard Munch’s The Scream?

Well, that is NOTHING compared to what’s going on right now in Piedras Negras, Coahuila, where Ronald McDonald has gone “missing.” And, judging from this newspaper ad, we’re not talking theft here, but kidnapping.

I have no idea where Ronnie is, nor what the kidnappers have in mind. But even if I did, MD will have to do better than this: Free Happy Meals on Sundays? Give me a break.

Photo: Hazme el Chingado Favor