Category Archives: Food

No, Twitter, I Don’t Think the ‘Enchilada Bake’ Is a Good Idea

Someone really wants me to shut down my Twitter account. For reasons I have yet to understand, my “tailor-made,” “just-for-me” sponsored posts on Twitter have become an endless stream of disgusting “Mexican” concoctions. The latest comes courtesy of SmartMade, a company that prides … Continue reading

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This Guy Wanted to Build a Wall in his Restaurant Because Hispanics Don’t Tip ūüėā

Poor Steve Wayte. The owner of a weirdly¬†named sushi restaurant in California is¬†under¬†fire after making a joke that some of my people (i.e. Fast & Furious¬†Hispanics) DID. NOT. FIND. FUNNY. The joke? Upon realizing that Hispanics tend to¬†not leave tips … Continue reading

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Mexican Chef Creates $25,000 Taco, Because Nothing Makes Sense Anymore

How much would you pay for shrimp, caviar, truffle and 24 carat gold flakes stuffed in a corn tortilla? How about $25,000? Well, that’s the price of the world’s most expensive taco, a creation of Mexican chef Juan Licerio Alcal√° … Continue reading

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Bride Makes Wedding Gown out of Taco Bell Burrito Wrappers, Because some People Want me Dead

Some people want to watch the world burn — and/or see this blogger¬†jump from the highest building in Manhatitl√°n. Here’s the scoop: Bride-to-be Diane Nguyen posted the above photo on her Instagram feed showing a wedding gown made out of … Continue reading

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Conan Goes to Mexico, Handles Street Tacos Like a Boss

You might not be aware of this, but Conan O’Brien is in Mexico City, thus having much better food — and fun — than the rest of us. This week, as¬†part of his ongoing Mexico City adventure,¬†the famed TV presenter … Continue reading

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Texans Want to Make Tacos the National Food of Texas. I’m Totally Cool with that, But…

A new¬†change.org petition wants Texans to embrace the taco as a new official state symbol, because — as everybody knows¬†— the taco is a waaaay¬†more diverse dish than chili, the state dish of Texas since 1977. (Think about it: You … Continue reading

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America Has Concocted a ‘Latino Croissant,’ Because why the Hell Not?

America, land of the free, and home of the meatless chorizo and the Chicken Taco Grande Ring, is now giving us the “Latino croissant,” which this blogger believes it’s a croissant, but Latino… whatever *that* means. Hat tip: @widestance

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