Category Archives: Food

Starbucks, Now Serving Coffee with a Dash of Racism

Posted on May 18, 2018 by

Paisanos BEWARE! Next time you go to a Starbucks and order a venti, tall, mocha, latte, foamy frapuccino (or whatever the hell it is they call a coffee over there) make sure to leave some room for … racism. In … Continue reading →

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Today in ‘Avo-trocities:’ Avocado Gender Reveal Parties! 🙄

Posted on May 12, 2018 by

I have no idea who Fooddeco is and/or why anybody should listen to what they have to say, but they seem to be truly in love with avocados. So much so they’re now advocating for Avocado Gender Reveal Parties. I’m only … Continue reading →

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Marketing Ideas to Spice Up your ‘Cinco de Mayo’ 🌶

Posted on April 26, 2018 by

Cinco de Mayo is definitely my favorite faux Mexican holiday in the U.S. And not because it’s an excuse to drink all day long and scream ¡Viva México! while thinking it’s our celebration of Independence, but because it brings out the stupidest best … Continue reading →

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Yes. There is a ‘Cinco de Mayo Carne Asada’ Gadget

Posted on April 21, 2018 by

You guys must think I just make stuff up just to keep updating this wonderful blog and all. But no. Thanks to the ever creative minds of marketing professionals, there is always something new under the Latino-Hispanic muy caliente sun. … Continue reading →

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This Guacamole Mix Is so Convenient, you Just Need to Add… Avocados!

Posted on April 3, 2018 by

This product perfectly captures the essence of America, really… Hat tip: @lechancle

Posted in Food, Fusion, Guacala, Marketing & Advertising, Sal & Pimienta, Stupid propositions, Tacos | Tagged , , | Leave a comment

The Irish Are Making Tacos, my Friends

Posted on March 15, 2018 by

It’s almost St. Patrick’s Day and if you have been paying attention, this means Irish-Americans are getting ready to celebrate with… Irish tacos! Yes, my friends, brave Irish men in America have been making tacos for some time now, some of … Continue reading →

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Not Tacos, or Garnachas: NAFTA Is Making Mexicans Fat

Posted on March 8, 2018 by

It’s not me saying this, no señor. The information comes from a supposedly legitimate media outlet, and I’m nobody to dispute the fact that it’s Americans *and* Canadians who are making my people fat –and not our delicious garnachas or our … Continue reading →

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