Category Archives: Food

Still Can’t Cut a Damn Avocado? The Flexicado is Here to Help

Posted on June 24, 2019 by

Undeterred by the imminent danger posed by life-threatening avocados, non-Mexican hipsters simply refuse to give up their fascination with avo-toast (i.e. pan con aguacate) and other nonsensical avo-related things. So, they have come up with a solution… I give you … Continue reading →

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There’s a Taco Bell Hotel in the Works and I Can’t Even

Posted on June 20, 2019 by

Not content with giving the mighty taco a VERY BAD NAME, Taco Bell is close to opening The Bell, a Taco Bell-themed pop-up hotel, which has some people really excited –for some reason. According to an inexplicably long news article … Continue reading →

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Today in Mexican Engineering…

Posted on June 17, 2019 by

No comal? No problem. Mexicans will heat their tortillas no matter what. Via: Reddit México

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No, Australia, We Don’t Want your Hideous Pineapple Burrito

Posted on June 12, 2019 by

Turns out June 27 is World Pineapple Day (for some reason) so Australian fast-food chain Mad Mex decided to release its first pineapple burrito, a “limited edition” thing that –thank God– will be available only in Australia. In an unnecessarily … Continue reading →

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Mexican Official Eats Peanuts During Washington Meeting; Hilarity Ensues

Posted on June 5, 2019 by

U.S. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi this week met with Mexican Foreign Minister Marcelo Ebrard and other Mexican envoys to discuss a proposal by President Trump to impose 5% tariffs on all Mexican goods. But the urgency –and gravity– of the … Continue reading →

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West Harlem: Now Proudly Serving Dominican Sushi

Posted on June 4, 2019 by

…Whatever that means Photo: Laura Martinez (Harlem)

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Piñata Apples? What the Hell Are Piñata Apples?

Posted on May 26, 2019 by

My boyfriend brought these today and I kind of want to send them (and him) back.  

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