Troy Polamalu Insures Hair for $1 Million. This Blogger Will Promptly Follow Suit

I knew I was never going to be able to pull a JLo and insure my derriere for, like one billion dollars. But Pittsburgh Steeler’s Troy Polamalu has just given me a super idea! I’m going to insure my hair!

It may not be as wild as Troy’s, but it kicks JLo’s right in the ass!

(Click on the photo above to enlarge our AWESOME mops)

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