Hispanic men and women who cheat on their wives and husbands are not really disgusting pigs. ¡No, señor!
According to the authority in established cheating, Ashley Madison:
And these people know what they’re talking about. They even have a dedicated news service called -what else?- Infidelity News.
I was back from Queretaro visting Boston a few months back, and a young Latino who’d been bird-dogging half the joint was on his cellphone next to me. “No, bebe, I know ju wanna be wit me tonigh….buh bebe, here what I tell ju, when I not weet ju, dat when I MOST weet ju….Ja bebe, dess righ, I mo weet ju rah now den I ever weet ju when I weet ju…..ju all I tink abou when I no weet ju, when I weet ju, I tink all sortso sheet, but now, it’s all ’bout ju, bebe, I totally weet ju….yeah bebe, dess righ, now more den ebah. I weet ju mose on nighs lak tonigh. Ok, bebe, keeses to ju too, I love ju bebe, I weet ju oh-ways. Des righ bebe, you so sweet. Keeses.”
I’ve never been more impressed.