Monday Night Football in Mexico Looks Like This…
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Mexicans Take Down Trump in Epic Battle Aided by — Who Else? — The Virgin of Guadalupe
The geniuses from Aparato Productions have done it again. Please check their latest creation (below) and go like their Facebook Page.
Hat tip: Roberto Abramowitz
NFL Players Warned as they Head to Mexico: Don’t Leave Hotel; Don’t Eat the Food; Don’t Move…
Poor NFL players. I’m sure for many of them this will be their first — and only — chance to visit Mexico before the wall goes up and all, but they’re already being warned about some scary shit they will likely encounter as they head “over there,” South of the Rio Grande, you know?
A memo obtained by the Associated Press was distributed to the Houston Texans Wednesday and included a page of information concerning their upcoming Mexico trip. Among the warnings was:
“Eat all meals in the meal room. DO NOT order room service” and “DO NOT eat outside of the team meal room.”
It was followed by a line advising players to leave all “expensive jewelry at home,” not to bring large sums of money and not to use ATMs.
Houston Texans will face the Oakland’s Raiders in Mexico City on Monday, Nov. 21, 2016 — If they manage to leave their room, that is.
Via: USA Today
Alicia Machado Moves On: Launches Male Fragrance, Develops Extra Limbs, Writes Book
Former Miss Universe Alicia Machado, who this year jumped to non-Hispanic fame after confessing to having being called horrible things like Miss Piggy and Miss Housekeeping by Horrible-Person Donald Trump (HPDT), is apparently moving on.
The Venezuela native this week took to Twitter to promote her new fragrance, aptly named “Malicia” (get it?) and to inform the world that she’ll be writing a book about … yes, you guessed it! HPDT.
Anyhow, I’m all up for people moving on and get past this sombre, horrible, sad period, but can somebody please explain the third arm?
This blogger is still VERY depressed, so please, go on, amuse me….
Burger King Russia Commemorates Trump’s Victory with Special Burger Featuring No Mexican Ingredients
And just when you thought things couldn’t get any more sad / pathetic / weird / stupid, etc… Burger King Russia decided to “celebrate” Trump’s victory with a new sandwich called — what else? — The Trump Burger.
And what the hell goes in the Trump Burger?
Well, I’m glad you asked. It is made of whatever stuff usually goes on these things; the only difference is that you cannot order any hot sauces or food of any kind that would remotely remind you of Mexico.
I’m genuinely confused about this, though, since the promo (above) shows a couple of spicy chiles, which one would think are kind of Mexican-origin thingys. But just like it is with the whole Trump presidency nightmare, I have given up trying to understand what the hell is going on anyhow.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ll go throw up…
Via: Sputnik News
And in Our Darkest Hours, Mexican Humor Came to the Rescue
This blogger can barely recover from the shock. So while I get my sh*t together, I leave you with some of the best memes my people (i.e. The Mexicans) crafted to help me get through the insanity on this dark 11-9.
Watch John Oliver and Jaime Camil Take down Multilevel Marketing in English –and Spanish
Speaking of famous Latinos showing up on non-Hispanic television, Mexican telenovela darling Jaime Camil took over HBO’s Last Week Tonight to help John Oliver take down Multilevel Marketing companies and their exploit of Latinos.
It was a thing of beauty.
WATCH:
Via: HBO
‘El Risitas’ is Back to Explain Apple’s Obsession with Dongles
Spain’s treasure Juan Joya Borjas (aka El Risitas) jumped to geek fame a year ago when he “helped explain” the truth behind the design of the 2015 MacBook.
One year later… El Risitas is back, this time with a beautifully crafted explanation of how dongles came to be and how we’ll all be miserable as we step into Apple’s dongle hell.
WARNING: Chances are you will die of laughter.
Mexico 2016: When The Grim Reaper Came Calling
H/T: @tropicarlitos
Trump’s Sexist Remarks are not Even Suitable for ‘Reggaeton’
And just because it’s only a few hours (YES, HOURS!) before this circus election is finally over… I give you el reggaetrump, a 30-second explainer on how the Republican candidate’s remarks about women are waaaay worse than those of your regular reggaetonero.
This blogger loathes both, the candidate *and* reggaeton, but el reggaetrump makes a great point… Besides, it was crafted by two very creative Mexicans: my buddies Paco Olavarrieta (Dieste) and Carlos Maya (Mixto Music) who have earned a permanent spot in this blog’s “Mexicans: How Can Anyone Not Like Us” archives.
WARNING: The following video contains language suitable only for the Trump types and NSWF, so if you prefer to watch a CENSURED version, go here.
(Props also go to Ornella Poumián for the amazing illustrations.)
Ever Wanted to Give Donald Trump a ‘Chanclazo?’ These people Will Do it for you
A group of advertising creatives hailing from several countries have concocted a way to persuade Latinos to go vote on November 8: using the power of La chancla, the most powerful persuasion tool known to Latinos.
With the hopes to increase the number of registered Hispanics that actually go out and cast a vote, the group has crafted VoteOrLaChancla, a platform that will give Donald Trump the schooling he deserves (i.e. a smack on the face with a chancla) every time you pledge to vote.
For details about the super simple tech involved in this thing, go to CNET en Español
Hat tip: Chancla correspondent @lechancle
Deporting Trump is the Scariest, Funniest Thing You’ll See Today
Filing this under the increasingly popular Mexicans: How can anyone not like us? category.
Hat tip: Magui
Here Are Jimmy Fallon and Don Francisco Singing ‘To All the Girls I’ve Loved Before’
Chances are you are too preoccupied with this insane election, but I think you should know that the all-too-non-Hispanic-famous TV personality Jimmy Fallon last night welcomed the super-famous, not-retired-yet-again Don Francisco to sing a duet in front of a live audience and on national television.
Luckily for these two, the Chacal de la Trompeta was nowhere to be found.
Watch under your own risk.
Beware of Burritos: You Might be Woken Up by Mariachis, Says Nexium
The creative folks over at Leo Burnett Chicago have come up with probably the stupidest commercial out there featuring totopos, burritos … and a mariachi trio.
Watch as a man sleeping on a bunch of nachos relives the burrito he ate during the day when he tries to go to bed and is woken up by a mariachi band.
The message? The food you eat during the day can hunt you at night. Worry not: Nexium 24 HR can help relieve heartburn symptoms.
¡Ay, caramba!
‘ZopiloTrump’ Embarks on National Tour around Mexico to Scare the Hell Out of my People
You might not know this, but zopilotes are really, really bad birds.
Imagine this, but Mexican –and thus, way scarier.
With this in mind, Oaxacan artist Víctor Robinson has created the “ZopiloTrump”, the scariest thing you’ll see this year on both sides of the border, mind you.
The ZopiloTrump was unveiled Thursday, October 27 in Mexico City and is expected to embark on a national tour until it reaches Mexicali, right the site where he-who-shall-not-be-mentioned plans to erect a big, yuuuuge wall.
Oh, and just in time to celebrate the upcoming Day of the Dead, here’s an awesome “calavera” cortesy of the aforementioned artist:
Andaba la calaca flaca
llorando por todo México,
porque a Donald Trump
lo invitó Peña Nieto.
La huesuda indignada
a Trump le reclamó:
“¿Qué haces aquí racista de lo peor?”
A lo que Donald respondió:
“Vieja anoréxica,
yo tener para ti dinero,
edificios, mansiones, hasta un avión”.
“De ti no quiero ni maiz”, dijo la parca,
“Tú no tienes amigos,
y de espíritu eres pobretón,
además vas a perder la elección,
y deja en paz a los migrantes
que tanto los cuido yo”.
Via: El Diario
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