Selena Gomez Wants you to Eat More White Bread

selena-gomezBecause nothing goes hand in hand better than potentially-anorexic celebrities and white bread, Disney’s teen star Selena Gomez has been tapped to appear on 30 million packages of Sara Lee bread printed with Selena Gomez’s face.

This, of course, comes on top of the soon-to-be-released Selena Gomez movie and the Selena Gomez album, something that has Disney executives super excited because, among other things:

“Her Hispanic roots can help Disney widen its minority appeal,” Tricia Wilber, evp of sales and marketing at Disney Media told The Wall Street Journal.

I don’t know you, but I already feel happy to belong to such a distinguished, happy and fat bunch!

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