JOB ALERT: Cinco de Mayo Ass Models Needed in Miami

Anybody?

Anybody?

Awwww, America: The land of the free, home of the brave — and the Milwaukee Taco Fest — is also the place to go to advance your career.

Take the above job opportunity hailing from — where else? — Florida, where some dude needs to hire 4 women for an adult business Cinco de Mayo event. Required are two “promo models” and two “ass models,” who will be paid $420/hr and $250/hr, respectively, for the gig. Ladies must be “fun, friendly and not uptight,” so boring, unfriendly and anxious señoritas, please refrain.

I don’t know about you, but I’m super interested in this thing, so I’m off to polish my… resume.

Let’s see if I can finally make some money off my Latin talents.

I will keep you posted.

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3 Responses to JOB ALERT: Cinco de Mayo Ass Models Needed in Miami

  1. MarceloSalup says:

    If its Adam Angel, yeah, his parties are fun.

  2. DonAlbertoDoyle says:

    So I Googled “ass model”. My, how our multicultural times have changed — what the term apparently means is a very large Brazilian 1000 squats per day pair of basketballs. Now in ancient times, callipygia and steatopygia were considered two different things. Hmmm. You learn something new every day.

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