Are you about to get intimate with that hot gal/dude you bumped into while Pokémon Go-hunting? If so, why burn any incense when you can burn a Latin Lover-themed one?
Behold the “Latin Lover premium hand-dipped shorties,” now on sale at Cindy’s Sex Shop* in Austin, Texas.
*Don’t ask
MI BLOG ES TU BLOG 
careful how you use that name, it’s trademarked
Why, I used to date a premium hand-dipped shortie. Mexican, in fact. No need to parse the grammar, let’s move along, and leave it ambiguous. If not ambivalent.