This Austin Sex Shop Wants you to Burn Like a Latin Lover

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Are you about to get intimate with that hot gal/dude you bumped into while Pokémon Go-hunting? If so, why burn any incense when you can burn a Latin Lover-themed one?

Behold the “Latin Lover premium hand-dipped shorties,” now on sale at Cindy’s Sex Shop* in Austin, Texas.

*Don’t ask

This entry was posted in Awkard homages, Latino dating, Marketing & Advertising, Texas. Bookmark the permalink.

2 Responses to This Austin Sex Shop Wants you to Burn Like a Latin Lover

  1. nicoparco says:

    careful how you use that name, it’s trademarked

  2. DonAlbertoDoyle says:

    Why, I used to date a premium hand-dipped shortie. Mexican, in fact. No need to parse the grammar, let’s move along, and leave it ambiguous. If not ambivalent.

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