Totino’s Releases Takis Fuego Cheese Bites, Because 2020 Hates me

Totino’s Takis Fuego? Sure! It’s 2020; any sh*t will do.

I’m sorry to inform you Totino’s has released “mozzarella cheese bites coated with Takis Fuego seasoning,” because 2020 really, really hates me.

These “poppable” rolls feature a mozzarella-like filling and can be found at the frozen aisle of most major supermarkets for “only” $5 each.

Now if y’all excuse me, I’m going back to bed and try to wake up in 2021.

One thought on “Totino’s Releases Takis Fuego Cheese Bites, Because 2020 Hates me

  1. Ralf, Earl, Hughey, The Reverend Blowchunk and his little dog Boot (“barf! barf!”)

    This invoked the entire quintet…..

    Little pus pockets in a bag ……
    Slap those Marketing people!

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