Totino’s Releases Takis Fuego Cheese Bites, Because 2020 Hates me

Totino’s Takis Fuego? Sure! It’s 2020; any sh*t will do.

I’m sorry to inform you Totino’s has released “mozzarella cheese bites coated with Takis Fuego seasoning,” because 2020 really, really hates me.

These “poppable” rolls feature a mozzarella-like filling and can be found at the frozen aisle of most major supermarkets for “only” $5 each.

Now if y’all excuse me, I’m going back to bed and try to wake up in 2021.

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1 Response to Totino’s Releases Takis Fuego Cheese Bites, Because 2020 Hates me

  1. Jimbo says:

    Ralf, Earl, Hughey, The Reverend Blowchunk and his little dog Boot (“barf! barf!”)

    This invoked the entire quintet…..

    Little pus pockets in a bag ……
    Slap those Marketing people!

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