Category Archives: Food

BREAKING: Sting Goes to Mexico; Holds Taco Like a Boss

This blogger is real busy trying to get to brunch, so no time to write much, so you can just sit and contemplate this pic, like, forever… Via: El Internet (LOL)

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Who Needs Banks When you Can Have Tacos Instead?

If there was any doubt that Mexicans have taken over the USA, take a walk on the wild side… of The Bronx; more especifically, around Webster Avenue, one of the borough’s longest throughfares, and you’ll come across El Rancho, formerly NY Capital Bank, and … Continue reading

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WARNING: Avocado Knife-Injuries on the Rise, Mostly Among non-Mexicans

OKAY, people, stop doing whatever it is you are doing right now. A potentially devastating malaise known as Avocado Hand is affecting an increasing number of non-Mexican people, specifically those who have no idea how to cut an avocado, namely Americans and … Continue reading

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Forget Comey Gate. What the Hell is a Pizzadilla?

I don’t know about you, but whoever is responsible for the above abomination should be fired, if not impeached and/or sent to another planet or something. Hat tip: Dabria Misko

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California Bar Gave Away ‘Green Cards’ for Climbing Inflatable Wall, Because Cinco de Mayo

Speaking of awesome Cinco de Mayo marketing ideas, a bar in California decided it was a great idea to celebrate the faux Mexican holiday by offering … fake green cards to drunken patrons willing to climb an inflatable border wall. Wait. What? According … Continue reading

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20 Marketing Ideas to Spice Up your ‘Cinco de Mayo’ 🌶

Cinco de Mayo is definitely my favorite faux Mexican holiday in the U.S. And not because it’s an excuse to drink all day long and scream ¡Viva México! while thinking it’s our celebration of Independence, but because it brings out the stupidest best … Continue reading

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Meet the Unicorn Taco: It Hails from Tijuana, and Proves the End of the World Is Near

Move over, Unicorn Frapuccino. My people (i.e. The Mexicans) have concocted the “Gobernador Unicornio Taco,” which can be prepared with shrimp or marlin and can be yours for only a few pesitos at La Cahua del Yeyo, a local seafood restaurant in — … Continue reading

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