No, Thanks, Pepsi, I’m Good

Translation: Your butt can now be bigger

I get it, “cola” is a type of carbonated soft drink, but if you promise me a bigger butt at a moment when I’m trying to shed my COVID weight, well, just move on. Nobody here needs a bigger cola.

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