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Hipster Vegans Want you to Eat an Avocado Non-Dairy Frozen Dessert

Why cut your delicate hands trying to chop open an avocado when you can enjoy the wonders of the fruit without having to resort to a knife –or a tortilla? That is the promise of Cado, an “avocado-based frozen dessert” crafted … Continue reading

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WARNING: Avocado Knife-Injuries on the Rise, Mostly Among non-Mexicans

OKAY, people, stop doing whatever it is you are doing right now. A potentially devastating malaise known as Avocado Hand is affecting an increasing number of non-Mexican people, specifically those who have no idea how to cut an avocado, namely Americans and … Continue reading

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