OMG You Guys! Moctezuma and Cortés Were an Item

Ever wondered why the Mexican empire fell in the hands of a bunch of bearded, uninteresting Spaniards? Well, according to Mexican writer and career diplomat José Luis Basulto Ortega, the whole thing was nothing but an amorous gesture between two lovers:

“El Imperio de México fue un obsequio de Moctezuma a Hernán Cortés como parte del cortejo amoroso que tuvieron”, (Mexico’s empire was a gift from Moctezuma to Cortés as part of the amorous relationship they had) Basulto writes in his most recent book Culioni: Historia de una lágrima.

Basulto claims to have “fifteen documents” that irrefutably prove a homosexual relationship between Cortés and Moctezuma, and that, in a nutshell, Mexico was lost because of a queer (“México se perdió por una loca.”)

I wonder now if Santa Anna and David G. Burnett were getting cozy by the time we lost Texas… Oh, dear.

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4 Responses to OMG You Guys! Moctezuma and Cortés Were an Item

  1. Yael Even says:

    Shalom from Israel.

  2. bernabe basul says:

    YAEL! OI BA BOI!
    SHALOM FROM PHILADELPHIA!
    I AM IN THE MEXICAN CONSULATE!
    JOSEF

  3. MOGOLLAN says:

    This post doesn’t cease to amaze me…. but your comment about Santa Ana and David G. Burnett getting cozy, really made my day!!!!
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA… LOVE IT.

    MOGOLLAN.

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