Category Archives: Tacos

Attention, Mexicans! The Border Wall Will be Solar, Cheaper, so We’ll Have more Money for Tacos

Sick of bad news? I have some good news for you. No, actually I have some GREAT news for y’all. Our Commander in Chief this week reiterated his promise to build a huge, beautiful wall along the Mexico-U.S. border. But … Continue reading

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Parisian Eatery Features “Original French Tacos,” Because it’s 2017 and Nothing Makes Sense Anymore

Remember Paris real authentic Mexican restaurant or the super popular Le Guacamole version Grandé? Well, Parisians have outdone themselves and are going all in with the whole We-Too-Can-Make-Original-Tacos. Introducing O’Tacos, “Original French Tacos” that you get to make yourself, or so … Continue reading

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Texas Protesters to Rep. Matt Rinaldi: ‘No Guacamole for You!’

Hispanics might have found the perfect way to make politicians think twice before taking away their rights and/or implement some BS anti-immigration legislation: Cut down their salsa *and* guacamole supply. That was in full display earlier this week in Austin, … Continue reading

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BREAKING: Sting Goes to Mexico; Holds Taco Like a Boss

This blogger is real busy trying to get to brunch, so no time to write much, so you can just sit and contemplate this pic, like, forever… Via: El Internet (LOL)

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Who Needs Banks When you Can Have Tacos Instead?

If there was any doubt that Mexicans have taken over the USA, take a walk on the wild side… of The Bronx; more especifically, around Webster Avenue, one of the borough’s longest throughfares, and you’ll come across El Rancho, formerly NY Capital Bank, and … Continue reading

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California Bar Gave Away ‘Green Cards’ for Climbing Inflatable Wall, Because Cinco de Mayo

Speaking of awesome Cinco de Mayo marketing ideas, a bar in California decided it was a great idea to celebrate the faux Mexican holiday by offering … fake green cards to drunken patrons willing to climb an inflatable border wall. Wait. What? According … Continue reading

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Meet the Unicorn Taco: It Hails from Tijuana, and Proves the End of the World Is Near

Move over, Unicorn Frapuccino. My people (i.e. The Mexicans) have concocted the “Gobernador Unicornio Taco,” which can be prepared with shrimp or marlin and can be yours for only a few pesitos at La Cahua del Yeyo, a local seafood restaurant in — … Continue reading

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