Tag Archives: Salma Hayek

Why ‘Beatriz at Dinner’ Is the First Trumpian Movie of 2017

I have not seen this thing, since it is set to premiere on June 9, but judging from the official trailer; the many (way too many) pics posted by Salma Hayek on Instagram and even a film review by the [failing] … Continue reading

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Salma Hayek to Star as a Lesbian Taco in Upcoming Movie, Because Hollywood

Hold on to your sombreros! If you thought Hollywood was running out of awesome ideas, think again. Coming this summer to a movie theatre near you is The Sausage Party, an “adult animated film with talking food,” starring Seth Rogen as Frank, … Continue reading

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It’s Retro Thursday: Meet Salma Hayek in Her Very Beginnings

Salma Hayek de Pinault was not always rich, fabulous and sophisticated. She used to make TV commercials in her native Mexico, like this one (my personal favorite) for the sadly extinct Burger Boy chain. Enjoy! Translation: “I am Little Red … Continue reading

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Salma Wants You to Help Mexico, Because She Is Too Busy Living Between Paris and Beverly Hills

Mrs. Hayek-Pinault set some time aside in her busy agenda to star in this spot (filmed in Los Angeles) advising her paisanos to stop complaining and help Mexico become, like, a better place. “Don’t ask what Mexico can do for … Continue reading

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Pancho Villa is About to Look This Sexy

Because I’m sure you’re wondering what Johnny Depp and Emir Kusturica are up to…. The most beautiful man in the world (according to this blogger, of course) has been tapped by the Serbian director to play Pancho Villa in the … Continue reading

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The Hayek-Pinaults Treat Wedding Guests With Nonexistent Mexican Food

Forget about Latin hot-dogs and Texican burgers, the new wave in Mexican cuisine is the non-existent fare, including some of the appetizing dishes the Hayek-Pinault newlyweds offered their guests at their Venice wedding weekend extravaganza. The delicious Mexican-French fusion included … Continue reading

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