Pancho Villa is About to Look This Sexy

Because I’m sure you’re wondering what Johnny Depp and Emir Kusturica are up to….

The most beautiful man in the world (according to this blogger, of course) has been tapped by the Serbian director to play Pancho Villa in the upcoming film Seven Friends of Pancho Villa and the Woman With Six Fingers, a movie I know nothing about, but I’m sure will make Depp look a bit sexier than Willy Wonka.

Oh, and in case you were wondering: Salma Hayek -who else- will be playing the woman with six fingers (which makes me want to stick one up to her out of pure envy.)

12 thoughts on “Pancho Villa is About to Look This Sexy

  1. Hi,I am a serb,and Emir Kusturica is one of us 🙂 He is a great movie director,and I am sure this will be a fantastic movie,and with Johnny in it,it sure must be 🙂
    Greetings from Banja Luka,Bosnia and Herzegovina

  2. Sounds great! I also heard rumors about mr. Depp and Ms. Angelina Jolie doing a movie together, including steaming scenes 😉 Waiting for that one…

  3. It’s a matter of time until Mexicans and Mexican-Americans cry “insult!” at this. An american actor portraying a famous Mexican “bandido”?

    Hmmm. Having said that, Mr. Depp rocks pretty much anything he touches. He was quite good in Don Juan De Marco. But I don’t know. Depp as chubby Pancho is quite a stretch. Just hire Gael Garcia Bernal and make him gain some weight.

    I’m looking forward to seeing Depp as Tonto in The Lone Ranger! 😀 I’m so glad i stumbled across this blog. Take care!

  4. Well… Telly Savalas and Antonio Banderas played Pancho Villa, and they are lesser actors than Johnny Depp… still, there hasn’t been a good Pancho Villa (not even in Mexico) since, well, Pancho Villa played himself.
    Marlon Brando wasn’t a bad Zapata and although part of me still thinks it is a ridiculous idea to have a US actor play such an icon AND in Spanish (!), my love for Johnny Depp is so big that I am willing to be forgiving… hehehehehehe

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