Let me tell you, it’s so hard to concentrate on a regular job when so many wonderful things keep showing up on the Internet.
According to a job posting on Craigslist, a New York-based casting office, Paladino Casting, is searching for “America’s Numero Uno Telenovela Star” for VH1’s Viva Hollywood, a reality TV show coming this fall.
You can read the entire casting call here -and even apply!- but in a nutshell, you only need to be:
2. Stunningly talented
5. Willing to do “whatever it takes” to become número uno
…and just as I was getting ready to apply, I realized I would have to agree to be put through “medical, background and psych testing.”
¡Ah, no … Así no! Maybe next time.