Forget about the Absolut fiasco or my -unsuccessful- attempt to boycott UPS. The latest geographical offense comes courtesy of Mr. Al Gore and his WE-wee $300-million-dollar campaign. Look carefully at the following map and answer the following questions:
-Where the hell is Baja California?
-Why does the area pertaining to Mexico bears the words “tofu” and “burger?”
-Since when do we salsa-dance in Patagonia?
-Why is the term “police criminals” only found in Central America?
These are, folks, just some questions to chew on. You never know with people who despise Latin America… One has to be always vigilant. Hasta la vista, baby!