El Diario Misses the Mark with ‘Don Juan’ Comparison

On May 13, a 25-year-old man was arraigned in a New Jersey court for having sex with the corpse of a 92-year-old woman in a Teaneck morgue. The case, which is already too bizarre and sick to digest, was not only picked by El Diario La Prensa as its lead story on May 14, but headline writers got a little too creative: “Don Juan of the Morgue” was the phrasing of choice. (Click on the image to see a larger picture.)

Last time I checked, Don Juan, the unrepentant womanizer, had a weakness for the ladies… the living ones. In fact, his “thing” was more about seducing women than merely sticking it in, if you know what I mean…

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One thought on “El Diario Misses the Mark with ‘Don Juan’ Comparison

  1. ja, pero fíjate, Laurita, que el subtítulo es aún mejor, porque al parecer “admite tener sexo” con el cadáver. Que yo sepa, el sexo ya lo tenía, ¿no? ¿O es que le crecieron sus “bits and pieces” por generación espontánea al ver a la pobre viejita?
    Aj, qué asco.
    Y sí, pobre Don Juan, se estará revolviendo en su tumba (como todos nuestros estómagos)

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