Latin-Celebrity Look-a-Like Sperm Now Available en Español!

javier_bardem.0.0.0x0.300x400.jpegTired of looking for the perfect guy?

Worry no more. If you are a single, desperate Spanish-dominant Latina in search of a good-lucking bundle of joy, now you can get your frozen sperm from a bank that specializes in celebrities look-a-likes. And that is not all: you can also run your entire search online en español!

Cryobank, the California-based sperm bank that specializes in “Look-a-like sperm” this week is launching Criobanco, which according to one top executive:

“Offers a wide array of Latin donors who look exactly like Latin celebrities, including Oscar De La Hoya, Javier Bardem, y Gael Garcia Bernal.

Enough said. I’m off to the bank.

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