If you thought U.S.-born Hispanics didn’t have enough tribulations, consider this: Their parents have found a novel way to screw them up from a very tender age, by giving them names their abuela (and probably themselves) will not be able to pronounce.
According to the New York City Department of Health, the most popular name among Hispanic males is now Jayden, surpassing the always popular Daniel and Michael, while Ashley is now a favorite among the little Latinas.
Other names in the top ten among Hispanics: Brandon, Genesis, Joshua and Brianna.
[And you want us to grow up like normal people?]
What ever happened to José and Lupita?