Watch Out! Gringos Send UFO’s to Mexico Border

And by UFO’s I mean to say Unmanned Flying Objects.

Just in time for this upcoming Season to be Jolly, the U.S. government has unveiled a “super” idea: It will begin using military predator drones to catch illegal immigrants along the U.S.-Mexico border. These babies, which are currently used by the military in Iraq and Afghanistan, cost only $13.5 million each, but can fire two AGM-114 Hellfire missiles… which must be like shit scary stuff.

[Chances are your Transborder Immigrant Tool will not be of much assistance in helping you make it across unscratched.]

Ah… Isn’t it satisfying to see your taxes being put to good use?

One thought on “Watch Out! Gringos Send UFO’s to Mexico Border

  1. and what are they going to use to catch them?? the missiles????
    all principles aside, that is one cool piece of aircraft engineering…

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