No, America, the Taco Cleanse is not a Thing

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For reasons I cannot even begin to fathom, four Austin, Texas, residents decided to eat tacos for three meals a day, for 30 days.

The result? The Taco Cleanse, a new book by Wes Allison, Stephanie Bogdanich, Molly R. Frisinger and Jessica Morris, “the self-proclaimed taco scientists, ” who claim “the tortilla-based diet proven to change your life.”

Well, Allison, Bogdanich et al, as the REAL taco expert here, I am sorry to tell you that eating tacos daily -while delightful and delicious- will not really change your life; your waistline, for sure, but not your life (DM me if you need photographic proof.)

So, más respeto please and – above all- No mamen, por favor.

Hat tip: @minsd

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3 Responses to No, America, the Taco Cleanse is not a Thing

  1. Jim Falls says:

    There IS a God!
    I thought this involved putting the tacos up the other end ………

  2. #parendemamar #estopguitdemameirin

  3. We love you, and you know it! ❤

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