Tag Archives: Amazon

The TriceraTACO Will Keep your Sad-Looking ‘Taco’ in Place

Posted on April 19, 2017 by

Move over, plastic taco-truck. Here comes the TriceraTACO, a machine-washable, plastic dinosaur that will hold your hard-shell disgusting tacos for only $13! Please note that given its shape and size, this thing will only hold those things Americans insist on calling a … Continue reading →

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You Guys! Amazon is Selling a ‘MEXICO WILL PAY FOR THE WALL’ Jumpsuit

Posted on March 28, 2017 by

Remember the famous Toys R Us store in Portugal? Well, now you can add another wall-related product to a growing list of nonsensical merchandise. I give you the MEXICO WILL PAY for the wall zip-up jumpsuit, currently on sale on Amazon.com for only $19.95 or … Continue reading →

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Regular Sour Cream Becomes ‘Mexican Style Sour Cream’ on Amazon Fresh, because Marketing

Posted on February 8, 2017 by

Remember the YogaDirect Mexican Deluxe Yoga Mat? Well, you can now add another “very special” Mexican product to your Amazon shopping cart. From the Amazon Fresh Grocery and Gourmet Food department, I give you the LALA Mexican Style Sour Cream, which … Continue reading →

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Amazon Wants you to Believe this Mexican Blanket is a ‘Deluxe Yoga Mat’ 😂

Posted on February 2, 2017 by

Amazon, the versatile online retailer where you can get your Hispanic-themed dolls and your Hispanic-flag T-shirts, is introducing yet another ethnic-relevant product. Ladies & Gentlemen, I give you: The YogaDirect Deluxe Mexican Yoga Blanket, which is basically a sarape that my people (i.e. The Mexicans) use to do … Continue reading →

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Christmas Gifts Ideas II: Share Your Hispanic Heritage

Posted on December 20, 2016 by

Don’t know what to give your Anglo friends this Christmas? Worry no more. You can now give the gift of culture — and share all about your Hispanic heritage — with this unique Hispanic “ceremonial costume,” which is still in stock … Continue reading →

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Amazon Is Under the Impression there is a ‘Hispanic Flag’

Posted on September 18, 2016 by

I don’t want to rain on your Hispanic Heritage Month parade, but I felt this urge to let you know there is a Hispanic-Flag-themed thing going on on the Internet. I will NOT name the culprit (OK, it’s Amazon.com) but there are these … Continue reading →

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According to Some ‘Bovine Writer,’ there are 14 Species of Latinas in the U.S. [Can you Guess Where I Belong?]

Posted on February 1, 2016 by

Some “writer” in the United States has written Chicaspotting: A Field Guide to Latinas of the United States, a $17.99 “book” that promises to help gringos “find and identify the right Latina to date, love or marry.” I’m going to spare you … Continue reading →

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