Americans Insist on Wrapping Themselves in Tortilla Blankets

Move over tortilla towel, here comes the tortilla blanket, the most recent addition to what I like to call Nonsense American Products (NAPS.)

The latest tortilla-themed thing is a microfiber blanket that can be yours for as little as $39.99!) The marketing pitch?

“Do you love Mexican food so much you want to reincarnate yourself as a giant burrito? […] With this giant tortilla blanket you can become a taco, quesadilla, tostada, enchilada, burrito, taquito or use your imagination.”



2 thoughts on “Americans Insist on Wrapping Themselves in Tortilla Blankets

  1. I am using this soft burrito blanket since its launch back in 2019. it is so warm and lightweight that it can be used anywhere. you can take it with you to use on beach. it is real looking tortilla.

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