Americans Insist on Wrapping Themselves in Tortilla Blankets

Move over tortilla towel, here comes the tortilla blanket, the most recent addition to what I like to call Nonsense American Products (NAPS.)

The latest tortilla-themed thing is a microfiber blanket that can be yours for as little as $39.99!) The marketing pitch?

“Do you love Mexican food so much you want to reincarnate yourself as a giant burrito? […] With this giant tortilla blanket you can become a taco, quesadilla, tostada, enchilada, burrito, taquito or use your imagination.”

THE END IS NEAR, MY FRIENDS

Via: Amazon.com

This entry was posted in Awkard homages, Fashion, Food, Marketing & Advertising, Pinches Hipsters, Stupid propositions, Tacos and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink.

1 Response to Americans Insist on Wrapping Themselves in Tortilla Blankets

  1. Dave says:

    Harina, por supuesto.

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