Now that we know what it is that Latinas really want, we thought it was time to expand the market research to their male counterparts.
So, what do Latinos want?
They want Latinas!
Preferably scantily-clad ones, shaking up their colita on prime-time television.
(You don’t even have to pay for cable. These beauties are conveniently available every Saturday evening by tuning to Univision’s Sábado Gigante) with toda la familia.
Oh, yes, shake it up mami!
3 thoughts on “What Do Latinos Want? They Want Scantily-Clad Latinas Shaking Their Colita”
My favorite is Alma on Republica Deportiva…nothing like that every Sunday morning.
I conducted an unofficial poll among my friends the conclusion?
It seems that the majority of guys (black, asian, white, hispanic, italian) all want the same thing:
Scantily-clad latinas, shaking their colitas is optional we’re not picky on that part because most of us don’t know what a colita is.
Thanks for yet another great post! Keep them coming and by the way I am totally buying your book!
And, according to the poster, look how beyond ideology the Latinos are: derecha or izquierda, it doesn’t matter.