What better way to celebrate this influenza-themed Cinco de Mayo than with a $19.99 piggy-themed pig-ñata?
Bash this baby, eat your Flaguamole and have a Happy and Safe Cinco!
(And remember: This blogger’s birthday is on the 6th so don’t forget to send presents: surgical masks, gallons of Clorox and/or Purell are welcome.)
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Yeah, and when the Pig-nata finally gets broke opened, out comes a gringo.