This post has been updated today (9/13/2013) to reflect the unavoidable fact that the series will premiere Sept. 20 at 9 p.m. ET/PT on UniMás.

And just when I thought I had seen it all, Mexican producer Pedro Torres has come up with a “tropicalized” (literally) version of Gossip Girl.

Gossip Girl Acapulco it is co-produced by Warner Brothers International Television Production and will air on the CW channel very soon, reaffirming once again that Mexico is the cradle of the surreal –and of First Class Stupidity. Torres, however, seems to be real excited and all.

“The drama has become tropical without losing its essence,” Torres told Notimex.

Yeah. What’s next? Dr. House IMSS Azcapotzalco? Sex & La Merced?

Watch. Cringe. Don’t Repeat.