Attention, Immigrants: Coming Up on the War Against Us: The SUV-Mounted Gun

If you thought anti-immigration efforts were going to stop at racial profiling and sending of UFO’s to the border, think again.

The new tool against the war on us, immigrants, is the Dillon Aero SUV Mounted Gun, a “high-powered rifle mounted on top of law enforcement trucks.”

Proudly introduced this year at the Border Security Expo in -where else? Arizona- this baby can blast up to 3,000 bullets per minute, which we figure should be enough to help Ms. Brewer rid her State of unwanted gardeners, cooks, janitors, bus boys, etc.

After all, as the company’s tag line goes:

“He who shoots the fastest. Wins.”

¡Ay, nanita!

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1 Response to Attention, Immigrants: Coming Up on the War Against Us: The SUV-Mounted Gun

  1. Beach Bum says:

    Actually, the Dillon Aero SUV is for V.I.P. security. Dillon has been making the M134 minigun (Gatling) and supplying them to the military for two or three decades now. They also make minigun mounts for Hummers and Land Rovers (which would be more appropriate for border security than a shiny black Chevy Suburban).

    If Dillon was at the Border Security Expo in Arizona……..It’s probably because Dillon Aero’s facilities are in Scottsdale, AZ.

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