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Tag Archives: Eva Longoria
Eva Longoria to Direct Movie about Flamin’ Hot Cheetos. Yay!
Eva Longoria (aka this blogger’s favorite retroacculturated Latina) has landed the directing gig of movie about Richard Montanez, none other than the creator of the spicy Flamin’ Hot Cheetos snack. The Fox Searchlight biopic will tell the story of Montanez … Continue reading
Posted in Food, Latin celebrities, Marketing & Advertising, Mexico, Stupid propositions
Tagged Cheetos, Eva Longoria, flaming hot cheetos, FOX, fox searchlight, Movies
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The Wait is Over: ‘Telenovela’ Premieres December 7 on NBC
Eva Longoria (aka La Prieta Faya and this blogger’s favorite retroacculturated Latina) is like super excited, because NBC on Monday Dec. 7 will premiere Telenovela, a 13-episode comedy that promises a lot of drama along with “passion, betrayal and raw sexuality.” As this blog reported … Continue reading
Posted in Awkard homages, Latin America, Marketing & Advertising, Spanish, Stupid propositions, Television
Tagged Erick Estrada, Eva Longoria, NBC, telenovela, Television
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Eva Longoria to Star in NBC Show about a Latina who doesn’t Speak Spanish — of Course
Eva Longoria (aka as La Prieta Faya and this blogger’s favorite retroacculturated Latina) has been tapped as the star of Telenovela, a 13-episode NBC comedy slated for the 2015-2016 TV season. The decision to pick Longoria wouldn’t be more appropriate: The show tells … Continue reading
Posted in Latin celebrities, Marketing & Advertising, Stupid propositions, Telemundo, Television
Tagged actress, Eva Longoria, Hispanic actress, NBC, NCBU, telenovela
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Eva Longoria to Produce TV Drama About the Castro Brothers
No… unfortunately not the ones pictured above, but the other Castro brothers. (To think I was already getting excited about the versatility of my favorite, retro-acculturated Latina) Sniff, sniff.
Posted in Awkard homages, Latin America, Latin celebrities, Politics, Television
Tagged Castro brothers, Eva Longoria, Fidel Castro, Hollywood, Raul Castro
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Latinas to Shine in Primetime [As Maids, of Course]
As this blog dutifully reported it almost one year ago, Lifetime Television has finally set a date for the premiere of Devious Maids, a 13-episode series featuring a bunch of Latino women who work as -what else?- maids. Devious Maids is … Continue reading
Posted in Latin celebrities, Stupid propositions, Television
Tagged Devious Maids, Eva Longoria, Lifetime
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Eva Longoria Stars in Unintelligible Cat Food Commercial
Last time I reported on my favorite retro-acculturated Latina (aka La Prieta Faya,) she was busy peddling potato chip flavors among potato chip lovers. Now, in her most recent commercial exposure, Eva Longoria is busy promoting Sheba, a brand of “responsibly-sourced seafood,” … Continue reading
Eva Longoria Wants You to Know She is “Laa-ahatin”
This blog’s favorite retro-acculturated Latina (aka La Prieta Faya) is rapping to let us know she is the queen, she is the host and any-time-she-wants-she-can-order-French-toast…
Eva Longoria Named ‘Philanthropist of the Year.’ Perhaps She Can Treat me to Some Tortilla Española
You might not know this but The Hollywood Reporter this week named Eva Longoria (a.k.a. La Prieta Fea) “Philanthropist of the Year,” reportedly… “For her relentless dedication to giving back to her community and serving others as well as for … Continue reading
Posted in Food, Marketing & Advertising, Print media
Tagged Eva Longoria, The Hollywood Reporter
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Estefan, Longoria Ecstatic About National Latino Museum… We Just Need to Raise, Like $300 Million
Are you clueless about Latino culture? Worry no more! The Nobel-prize-winning Obama administration this week got a little closer to the creation of a National Latino Museum in Washington. Spearheaded by Spanish tortilla empresaria Eva Longoria (aka La prieta fea) … Continue reading
Posted in Immigration, Marketing & Advertising, Politics
Tagged Emilio Estefan, Eva Longoria, National Latino Museum
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‘Beso’, Home of the $34 Tortilla Española, Will Expand. And I Still Won’t be able to Afford it
My favorite retro-acculturated Latina, Eva Longoria, is so hyped about the success of her Hollywood eatery Beso, that she’s going to expand it soon, with Beso Vegas expected to open on New Year’s Eve 2010. But wait! My very well-informed … Continue reading