Mexican Barbie is World’s Most ‘Kidnappable’

And speaking of my beloved Mexico City, last week the country’s capital unveiled the world’s most expensive Barbie doll. Ever. Because, where else could something like this happen?

“The new doll is believed to have over 300 real diamonds. It is valued at one million Mexican pesos ($100,000),” reported the local press.

I just wish for Barbie’s sake the family has already thought about injecting her a microchip. I mean, you never know.