1) Get knife
2) Stab yourself
3) Blame a bunch of Latinos (or skinheads, whatever)
That is the lesson given to us by Aaron Seibers, 29, of Denver, who in order to avoid the nightshift at a 24-hour Blockbuster, decided to stab himself in the leg.
According to press reports:
Aaron Seibers, 29, told colleagues at the Blockbuster outlet in the Denver town of Edgewater that three skinheads or Hispanic males dressed in black had tried to rob him and knifed him in the lower left leg.
“Three skinheads or Hispanic males?” … I think the guy got greedy in his accusation. I mean, you cannot have it all!