OMG You Guys! Nestlé Opens a Water Market in the Bronx [And Cristina Will be There to Greet You]

35069-Nestle_PureLifeQuestion: How does Nestlé Waters North America celebrate “its commitment to the Hispanic community?”

Answer: Opening a Nestlé Pure Life Mercado del Agua in the Bronx. [Duh!]

And no, this is not a joke, nor an hallucination of this blogger. El Mercado del Agua is opening its doors as we speak (Saturday Nov. 14) and Univision’s one and only Cristina Saralegui is there right now, ready to autograph your own bottle.

Are you still here???? What are you waiting for?!! Get your fat Latino ass off the sillón and go get your dose of celebrity-endorsed water!

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1 Response to OMG You Guys! Nestlé Opens a Water Market in the Bronx [And Cristina Will be There to Greet You]

  1. Marco says:

    Laura, is that true -eso que dices- that Nestle is “celebrating its Commitment to the Hispanic Community” with an evaporable message in a bottle of water? Again a mega-transnational interchanging glass beads for gold?

    Once again… Cristina and Univision are the one and only winners here.

    Thank you Nestlé… again.

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